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Colour my life with the chaos of trouble

Colour my life with the chaos of trouble

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

Posted 6 hours ago With 601,491 notes

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Posted 6 hours ago With 2,706 notes

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

Posted 15 hours ago With 528,470 notes

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Posted 15 hours ago With 169,842 notes

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

Trust me I’m from science

Posted 15 hours ago With 216,063 notes

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

Well atleast you’d get it free

Posted 15 hours ago With 212,936 notes

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

Posted 15 hours ago With 325,072 notes